today in history class this kid said something about how women belong in the kitchen and my teacher freaked out and he made all the girls in the class write down “at 1:04pm on wednesday november 7th 2012, nick has been blacklisted” and now we’re not allowed to talk to the kid until he comes into class with the 17 apology letters that he’s being forced to write to every girl in the class

i love my history teacher

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Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will ― John Green (via psych-quotes)

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Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me

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Why are we embarrassed by silence? What comfort do we find in all the noise? Mitch Albom, Tuesdays with Morrie (via untitled7)

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